Dragon poem

I love my dragon, my dragon loves me
His breath is very, very fiery
His wings are big and leathery
He thinks I am the very best Petey
He lives under my backyard
And we eat geese.

Poem: Snow Goose (a limerick)

Snow Goose

There once was a goose that flew
The weather was so cold that it snew
The goose landed on ice
Said "This isn't nice!"
And then its legs turned blue

Paw Haiku

A Haiku for my Paw

Furry, furry paw

Oh, how I love my sweet paw

YOU CANNOT TOUCH IT!!!

Cheesy Poem

Scary Cheese (by Pete)

Scary cheese, scary cheese 

you torment my mortal soul

You sound like cheese 

but you act like a homicidal hyena

Crinkle, Crinkle, POP

I beg and then I flop!

Sorry about the puddle

Bacon Poem

Ode to Bacon

Bacon, bacon, bacon.

I love, love, love it.

Bacon, bacon, bacon.

More please.

Ode to my Opossum

Opossum, opossum, opossum

You are so awesome

Opossum under my stairs,

I want to sniff your hairs.

You have a very weird tail,

Will you play with me?

(written by Pete, the dog)