Dragon Taming

I must not keep you in suspense any longer! Time to tell you more about my dragon adventure.

I knew taming a dragon would be a challenge. I am a brave dog, I am up for any challenge. I made a new ninja dog adventurer's emergency preparedness backpack and headed back to the dragon's underground lair.

As I descended into the darkness, I strapped my lantern to my head. When I arrived in the first large room, I decided it was an emergency so I ate all my bacon again. Bacon is good!

When the bacon was gone, I looked up and there was the dragon. He is a big dragon! I am a little dog! I could feel his hot breath on my nose. It smelled interesting. I may have lost myself in the tantalizing smells for a few minutes. Then I remembered... there was a fire-breathing dragon staring me down! This is an emergency!  Luckily, I had a few bacon crumbs left in my emergency pack. I held them out to the dragon.

Slowly, he lowered his head and smelled my paw.  He did not touch my paw, so I approved (no one touches my paw).  He sniffed the bacon and began to smile. I dropped the bacon on the ground and he ate it up.

I said, "Mr. Dragon, we have something in common! I love bacon. Let us be friends and we can eat bacon together!"

Mr. Dragon smiled and I knew we would be friends. I said, "Mr. Dragon, we are friends. We are two of the bravest creatures on earth. We will have wonderful adventures together!"

He said, "Where did that puddle come from? Is it lemonade?"

Alone time

I am a pretty cute doggie.  Some days I just don't want my picture taken, though.  Please respect that. And don't touch my paw!

Paw Haiku

A Haiku for my Paw

Furry, furry paw

Oh, how I love my sweet paw

YOU CANNOT TOUCH IT!!!

Regarding the Paw

I have a rule. It is a simple rule but humans seem to have trouble with it.

YOU DON'T TOUCH THE PAW, THE PAW TOUCHES YOU!

I like to be scratched behind my ears, on my back, and on my belly. I provide ample surface area for your dog petting needs. Yet for some reason, humans want to touch my paw. I DO NOT LIKE!!

My paw is mine. I may touch you with it, but you much never touch it. I may sit on your chest and put my paw on your face when you forget to pet me. That is ok. But when you touch, pet, or even worse, grab my paw, I will run away. Then you will need to give me some bacon or cheese (but not scary cheese).