Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Regarding the Paw

I have a rule. It is a simple rule but humans seem to have trouble with it.

YOU DON'T TOUCH THE PAW, THE PAW TOUCHES YOU!

I like to be scratched behind my ears, on my back, and on my belly. I provide ample surface area for your dog petting needs. Yet for some reason, humans want to touch my paw. I DO NOT LIKE!!

My paw is mine. I may touch you with it, but you much never touch it. I may sit on your chest and put my paw on your face when you forget to pet me. That is ok. But when you touch, pet, or even worse, grab my paw, I will run away. Then you will need to give me some bacon or cheese (but not scary cheese).

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